The Corner

There is an area in my ER called the "crisis corner", an area in the back of emergency department that holds all of the hospital's homicidal and suicidal patients. It holds the people who are drunk, dysfunctional, high on PCP, and the homeless. As sad as this sounds, which it is, it can be also very entertaining. I'll leave the sad things out, and let you in on some real true life stories about the ER. The stuff you don't hear or see on TV.
 Sometimes a man needs to decompress after a night of dealing with a woman high on PCP who spits in his co-worker and friends face, then later in the night when she is sober enough to leave... she squats down and urinates all over the floor just after we handed her discharge papers! Just another night in paradise.